APOKRIFI O TITU

Tito glođe svinjsku glavu na tavanu
jednim okom vreba ulicu da ga roditelji ne uhvate
baš me briga / misli / pobjeći ću biciklom

Tito ilegalno u bečkom tramvaju
obukao je svoje najbolje sivo odijelo
misli: što sam ja gori od tih studenata?

Tito je Walter / John Smith / Fantomas / Caspar
Hauser / Howard Hughes / Tito je alias / alias je Tito
koliko imam imena / divi se Tito sam sebi

Tito jaši Romanijom
iza njega starina Nazor posrće kroz snijeg
Vladimire Vladimire / misli Tito dobrohotno

Tito maše okupljenoj djeci iz Mercedesa
crvene marame im vezane kao omčice oko vrata / i sunce
će se jednom ugasiti / misli Tito filozofski

Tito je elegantan u smrti
spisak neutješnih po abecednom redu:
akrobati u cirkusu / činovnici / djelatnici
Instituta za historiju radničkog pokreta /
engleska kraljica / filmski radnici / hipiji /
Ilich Ramirez Sanchez a.k.a. Carlos / krojači /
kubanska industrija cigara / lijepe žene /
ljudi koji nose brkove / medvjedi nosorozi lavovi /
nastavnici u osnovnim školama / nogometaši /
oficiri iz vatrogasnih domova / odlični učenici /
operni pjevači / povijesne ličnosti / predsjednici

ribičkih društava / prodavač kukuruza na radnom
mjestu br. 7 / punkeri / rezervni milicioneri /
Sai Baba / šahisti / šefovi kućnih savjeta /
umirovljeni stariji vodnici / zeleni
Tito se opet pojavio u balonu iznad istočne Afrike
spušta dalekozor na krdo zebri
prugasti đavli / misli Tito / svi su isti

Tito kaže NE Staljinu a Staljin
njemu baš me briga / ko te jebe
umiješ li računati?
imam ih dvadesetjednu tisuću osamstopedesetšest
umrvljenih u lišće Katynske šume / imam ih tristo tisuća
zakopanih krišom
imam ih deset milijuna likvidiranih likvidacijama
imam sve njihove papire / fotografije njihove djece / pisma puna
neopravdanog optimizma / njihove olovke / sitan novac
imam ih sve čitko provedene kroz knjige

© Tomica Bajsić
From: Južni križ
Goranovo proljeće, 1998
Audio production: Tomislav Krevzelj, Udruga radio mreza 2011

TITO APOCRYPHA

Tito gnaws a pig's head in the attic
eyeing the street in fear that his parents might catch him
I don't give a damn / he thinks / I'll escape on my bicycle

Tito riding a tram in Vienna under cover
wearing his best grey suit thinking:
why should I be any worse than those students?

don't marry her
marry me

Tito riding over Mt Romanija
followed by old Nazor stumbling through the snow
Vladimir Vladimir / thinks Tito benevolently


Tito waving at the rows of kids from his Mercedes
red bandannas are tied around their necks like nooses / the Sun
will once grow dark / ponders Tito philosophically

Tito is elegant even in death
here are the mourners listed alphabetically:

bears rhinos lions / chess players
cineastes / circus acrobats / clerks
corn seller at work station no 7
Cuban cigar industry / employees of the Institute for the History
of the Working Class Movement / the English Queen
Greenpeace activists / heads of the tenant's councils
historic figures / hippies / honour students
Ilich Ramirez Sanchez a.k.a. "Carlos" / men with moustaches
officers from firemen's clubs / opera singers
presidents of fishermen's societies / pretty women
primary school teachers / punks / reserve policemen
retired warrant officers / Sai Baba
soccer players / tailors

Tito showed up again in a balloon above eastern Africa
pointing his binoculars at a herd of zebras
those devils with stripes / thinks Tito to himself / they are all the same

don't marry her
marry me

Tito says NO to Stalin and Stalin
responds I don't care anymore / who gives a fuck
do you know how to calculate?
I have twenty one thousand eight hundred and fifty six of them
ground into the leaves of the Katyn forest / I have three hundred thousand
secretly burried ones
I have ten million of those liquidated in liquidations
I have all of their IDs / the photographs of their children / the letters
filled with unwarranted optimism / their pencils / small change
I've got them all neatly placed on file

Translated by Damir Šodan