Ulf Karl Olov Nilsson

You think things are bad but it's gonna get much worse.
You think you are intelligent but you're not.
You think you are interesting but you are boring.
You think you are good looking but you are ugly.
You think you are nice but you are nasty.
You think you can speak French but you can't.
You think you are going to develop and improve but you are not learning anything.
You say you are in love but it doesn't seem like it.
You say you love your children but that's bullshit.
You say you are going on holiday but your holidays are over.
You say you are threatened but you're the one who is threatening.
You think nature is polluted but everything will only get shittier and shittier.
You think the world is unfair but that's nothing compared to what lies ahead.
You think the hole in the ozone layer is big but it's gonna get bigger.
You think you are a good poet but you are not.
You say you are horny but that's just your imagination.
You think there's a lot of terror and war but this is just the beginning.
You think you are not that fat but that's just what you are.
You say you are happy but you don't seem happy.
You think you are alive but you are dead.
You think people like you but they don't.
You think you are appreciated at work but in fact you are completely worthless.
You say others are aggressive but you're the aggressive one.
You think you are cool and crazy but in fact you are a fake.
You think you are learned and wise and write well but in fact you are completely uninteresting.

Misliš, da je slabo, a samo še slabše bo.
Misliš, da si pameten, pa nisi.
Misliš, da si zanimiv, pa si dolgočasen.
Misliš, da si lep, pa si grd.
Misliš, da si prijazen, pa si zloben.
Misliš, da znaš govoriti francosko, pa ne znaš.
Misliš, da se razvijaš in da boš boljši, a se ničesar ne naučiš.
Praviš, da si zaljubljen, a ne zdiš se zaljubljen.
Praviš, da imaš rad svoje otroke, ampak govoriš v tri dni.
Praviš, da greš na počitnice, ampak tvojih počitnic je konec.
Praviš, da ti grozijo, pa si ti tisti, ki groziš.
Misliš, da je narava onesnažena, a vse bo samo še bolj usrano.
Misliš, da je svet nepravičen, ampak to ni nič v primerjavi s tistim, kar bo.
Misliš, da je ozonska luknja velika, a samo še večja bo.
Misliš, da si dober pesnik, pa nisi.
Praviš, da si potreben, a to je samo v tvoji glavi.
Misliš, da je veliko nasilja in vojn, a to je samo začetek.
Misliš, da nisi posebno debel, pa si.
Praviš, da si vesel, a ne zdiš se vesel.
Misliš, da živiš, pa si mrtev.
Misliš, da te imajo ljudje radi, pa te nimajo.
Misliš, da te v službi cenijo, a v resnici si popolnoma neuporaben.
Praviš, da so drugi agresivni, pa si ti tisti, ki je agresiven.
Misliš, da si kul in crazy, a v bistvu si idiot.
Misliš, da si razgledan in pameten in da dobro pišeš, a si v bistvu popolnoma nezanimiv.

Je vindt dat alles slecht is, maar het wordt nog erger.
Je denkt dat je intelligent bent, maar dat is niet zo.
Je denkt dat je interessant bent, maar je bent saai.
Je denkt dat je knap bent, maar je bent lelijk.
Je denkt dat je lief bent, maar je bent gemeen.
Je denkt dat je Frans spreekt, maar dat kan je niet.
Je zegt dat je verliefd bent, maar je lijkt niet verliefd.
Je zegt dat je van je kinderen houdt, maar dat is gelul.
Je zegt dat je bedreigd wordt, maar je bent zelf bedreigend.
Je vindt dat er veel terreur en oorlog is, maar dit is nog maar het begin.
Je vindt dat het klimaat slecht is, maar het wordt nog veel slechter.
Je vindt dat je niet echt dik bent, maar dat ben je wel.
Je denkt dat je een goede dichter bent, maar dat is niet zo.
Je denkt dat je leeft, maar je bent dood.
Je zegt dat je geil bent, maar dat denk je maar.
Je denkt dat mensen je aardig vinden, maar dat vinden ze niet.
Je zegt dat anderen agressief zijn, maar je bent zelf agressief.
Je denkt dat je cool en crazy bent, maar eigenlijk ben je een sukkel.
Je denkt dat je slim en belezen bent, en goed schrijft, maar je bent gewoon
volstrekt oninteressant.